I’m sure I’m not the first parent to get tired enough of certain children’s books to begin thinking of ways to “spice them up” a little. Here are some of the hypothetical titles I’ve come up with so far.

  • Richard Scarry’s Gang Headquarters
  • Thomas the Tank Engine Goes to Iraq
  • Put Down That Chainsaw, Amelia Bedelia

Any others? Let’s try to keep this no worse than R-rated, because “Busy Busy Bordello” and variants are just too easy.