In case you haven’t heard of it, here’s a description of the game. And here’s a particularly checklist-ridden pitch to Pointy Haired Bosses for one product, which should lead to a quick win on most cards.

Serena® TeamTrack® is a Web-architected, secure and highly configurable process & issue management solution that gives you control, insight and predictability in your Application Lifecycle and Business Process Management throughout the enterprise. Through creating repeatable, enforceable, auditable, predictable processes, TeamTrack has directly increased profitability for customers worldwide in software development, manufacturing, government, financial services, healthcare, and other industries.

Would you like to know the really scary part? As mind-numbingly crapulous as that description is, somebody was actually insane enough to copy it! Oy vey.