Any blog named Pygmalion in a Blanket has got to be worth a look. Thanks to Jim Henley for this link to an utterly hiliarious story about two strange people, a dog, and a ham. Warning: plenty of profanity. Also, it helps to have a key.

  • “The N” (Nabob) refers to the man of the house, who’s doing the smoking/grilling/whatever.
  • “The G” (Governess) refers to the woman of the house.
  • Normal text is by the G, bold text is by the N.
  • “The potato” is their child. I think.
  • I’m mostly inclined to side with the N, except for leaving stuff in the sink. There were other choices besides the refrigerator.